have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
You could have gotten a dolphin
I bet that wouldn’t take 5000 years
I’m going to have a beard by the end of this
Sorry. I just want a SUPER SICK SLEEVE
Yknow, I think I see some stubble already.
Shut up I am smooth like a peach.
…are you serious cause my five o’clock shadow usually waits till friday to show
i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me
oh lord, please save this person
okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here
I fucking hate back to the barnyard I fucking HATE back to the barnyard. This is the most digusting fucking show I have ever seen pigs are CLEAN animals how fucking DARE you perpetuate that they are dirty I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. Petition to get this piece of shit show off the air