at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

bat-ler egged: YOU'RE VERY IMPORTANT

mATTY YOU BEAUTIFUL BAT BOY MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH A MILLION PEANUT BUTTERS AND TRIPS TO DISNEYLAND <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

oh-so-pleasant:

updating my resume like

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

rinmatsuoca:

tamaki be like
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but haruhi be like
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IM ON THE LONGEST CAR RIDE EVER AND IM SO BORED IM GONNA ACTUALLY MAKE USE OF TUMBLR MOBILE WATCH OUT WORLD