perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

teenageswagger:

class-cannibal:

teenageswagger:

You could have gotten a dolphin

I bet that wouldn’t take 5000 years
I’m going to have a beard by the end of this

Sorry. I just want a SUPER SICK SLEEVE

Yknow, I think I see some stubble already.

Shut up I am smooth like a peach.

…are you serious cause my five o’clock shadow usually waits till friday to show

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

badathlete:

Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake

abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

weakhoe:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

This officially the best video i have ever seen

Dylan O’brien on stage at the Young Hollywood Awards.

kingcheddarxvii:

This kid is a dead ringer for me at age 6 like it’s actually uncanny and I think this may be footage from an alternate reality where chipotle was my favorite food when I was 6

yourweaponisguilt:

please stop reimagining childhood cartoon characters as adult hipsters

fallenangelflonne:

kidouyuuto:

very niece

image

I fucking hate back to the barnyard I fucking HATE back to the barnyard. This is the most digusting fucking show I have ever seen pigs are CLEAN animals how fucking DARE you perpetuate that they are dirty I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. Petition to get this piece of shit show off the air